yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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