P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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