i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize