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Puke
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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