You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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