dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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