So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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