His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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