I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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