3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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