How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Shame - the story of my life.
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