Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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