I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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