Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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