i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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