I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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