Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
He kissed a someone with a penis
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
How does it feel to date your dad?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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