How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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