I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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