Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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