My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
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