You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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smell my finger.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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