I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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