In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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