In the future we'll all be gay
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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