I think i peed on brittanys purse
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
