don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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