Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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