In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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