you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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