You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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