but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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