I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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