my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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