yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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