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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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