It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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