I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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