dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Oh god it's open bar.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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