and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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