While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Also, beer. Big fan.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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