butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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