I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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