He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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