Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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