pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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