ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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