K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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