small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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