Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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