that's an acceptable place to lick
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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