God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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