I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
