I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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