Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait