i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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