just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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