his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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