All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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