i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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