he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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