it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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