Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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