In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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