I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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