Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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