Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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