Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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